Please plug me in. I VOLUNTEER TO BE PLUGGED INTO THE NEURALINK. IT'S OKAY IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO ME. I LIVE IN THE USA. SO MY LIFE DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. NO INE WILL COME LOOKING FOR ME IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. IT'S OKAY
Us with pay checks from the government. Not many realize we are the monkey . The only difference they already figured out how to get us to do what they want. They are still figuring out the moneys
Pour out a little for the 15 dead monkeys that made it possible for this… seeing as a humans brain is about four times larger than this monkey's… we should only see about 60 dead humans before one of them can play hands free pong!
Good job agent monkey. The humans have been tricked and you are able to get infinite smoothies. But now is the real test. They’re gonna make you play super mario 64 a 3d game. You must learn the ways of the game to fully trick the humans
I'm in computer science and this is more video is more proof human words are in brain waves. Imagine what the CIA could do in the 50's with their budget. Now here we are today with a Pittsburgh University doing similar with a monkey 13 years ago. This is possible, but reading someones thoughts is not possible with their own help? It's likely how people assumed Junk DNA is just "junk" when we didn't yet even know what it was for.
A university researcher could easily monitor someone's brainwaves with Software Defined Radio, and have them repeatedly think "Neuralink" to machine learn it looking for patterns. Machine learning on an individual level, and across multiple people could be used. It's similar to a chosen-plain text attack with cryptography. A decent SDR costs maybe $30.
Trust me, it's least worth a try to test previous assumptions. I have some knowledge that can help, and you can ask me any questions you have. It doesn't have to be telepathically… but I think I should be contacted immediately.
By feeding activity through a decoder algorithm, “we are able to predict Pager’s intended hand movements in real time” is the quote that has me most worried about this. It’s just more data mining, really. Except, it’s data mining down to a biological level which seriously scares me. If this kind of technology was simply used for the benefit of humanity, ex. making a blind person see, a paraplegic walk, or a quadriplegic move etc… it would be an amazing feat that could change many lives for the better. However, with the way human morality has taken such a nosedive in its trajectory, I wouldn’t trust anybody or ANY company to use this technology for purely beneficial purposes. & I love Elon… so the fact that I wouldn’t even trust him is saying something. Once this tech hits the public market, I believe there will be many other companies competing (*cough* Metaverse *cough*) that will IMO prove to be even LESS trustworthy than Elon. I just feel like it’s setting precedent for ever further shocking breaches of privacy.
Just imagine the thoughts, actions, and memories they could extract and analyze from your brain. Conversely, imagine what they could install INTO your brain. Could they remove any of the aforementioned thoughts and memories from your brain without notice? I wonder what will be included in the fine print of the Terms of Service, or how thick that document will be… Lol. With this tech, large companies could drive your body like a new car and you wouldn’t even notice. You could potentially believe to be acting on your own accord, when it’s actually quite the opposite.
Although this is all very interesting, I’d recommend to err on the side of caution.
PS. Zucc will be ALL OVER THIS 🍆💦 I bet this technology makes him squirt.
Eek! PlayZ
04.07.2022He is better than me at ping pong xD
Rigo M
04.07.2022Please plug me in. I VOLUNTEER TO BE PLUGGED INTO THE NEURALINK. IT'S OKAY IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO ME. I LIVE IN THE USA. SO MY LIFE DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. NO INE WILL COME LOOKING FOR ME IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. IT'S OKAY
kaioken kaioken
04.07.2022too smart xd!
Daniel Walker
04.07.2022Where do I sign up?
LucidsAdventure
04.07.2022This is a scam and I don't believe it. Prerecorded video being displayed. I am calling them out for proof.
yer da man
04.07.2022Wait till mark wahlberg comes back to earth
GLEBICH404
04.07.2022When will the monkey start playing Cyberpunk 2077?
Pollo👍
04.07.2022NO WAY MONKE GAMING
Andallthegreat
04.07.2022Us with pay checks from the government. Not many realize we are the monkey . The only difference they already figured out how to get us to do what they want. They are still figuring out the moneys
Bl1ndlight
04.07.2022GGEZ
University of Ireland
03.07.2022Crap. Look at the right hand which is what is causing the neural firing; this is simply a fraud, one of many by Musk, who needs to be stopped.
Cacamas. Féach ar an lámh dheas gur cúis leis bogadh an néaradh; níl anseo ach calaois, ceann amháin de go leor ag Musk, nach mór a stopadh.
Linda from California
03.07.2022The beginning of "Planet of the Apes"
Ignacio Gomez Lima
03.07.2022She plays pong better than I do.
bruce sirard
03.07.2022is that a bong pipe?
Krizh
03.07.2022The fact that it connects to any phone should be VERY concerning
Oliver Hassani
03.07.2022Pour out a little for the 15 dead monkeys that made it possible for this… seeing as a humans brain is about four times larger than this monkey's… we should only see about 60 dead humans before one of them can play hands free pong!
M_Stanfield5441
03.07.2022imagine that this becomes public and people could perhaps search the internet with their brains, it would be a dream come true. for me at least
AGrandMemeOfThings
03.07.2022what my parents see when they walk into my room
Angry Boi
03.07.2022Good job agent monkey. The humans have been tricked and you are able to get infinite smoothies. But now is the real test. They’re gonna make you play super mario 64 a 3d game. You must learn the ways of the game to fully trick the humans
mellssr
03.07.2022Everyone okay untill playing a game without log our icon and see a man levitate on the Air
Larry Wuzhere
02.07.20221968 Charlton Heston to ape : Get your damn dirty ape paws off me.
2022: Elon Musk to ape. Get your damn dirty ape paws off my Atari joystick.
2032: damn dirty apes now run planet earth.
bis cuit
02.07.2022I'm from osu meme
Adam Bray
02.07.2022I'm in computer science and this is more video is more proof human words are in brain waves. Imagine what the CIA could do in the 50's with their budget. Now here we are today with a Pittsburgh University doing similar with a monkey 13 years ago. This is possible, but reading someones thoughts is not possible with their own help? It's likely how people assumed Junk DNA is just "junk" when we didn't yet even know what it was for.
A university researcher could easily monitor someone's brainwaves with Software Defined Radio, and have them repeatedly think "Neuralink" to machine learn it looking for patterns. Machine learning on an individual level, and across multiple people could be used. It's similar to a chosen-plain text attack with cryptography. A decent SDR costs maybe $30.
Trust me, it's least worth a try to test previous assumptions. I have some knowledge that can help, and you can ask me any questions you have. It doesn't have to be telepathically… but I think I should be contacted immediately.
ANGRY BATMAN
02.07.2022ITS ALL FUN N GAMES UNTIL THE MONKEY STEPS ON A BEE 🐝😣🦧
opa vodnik
02.07.2022give them civil rights! obviously more intelligent than some presidents
Okita Souji [新選組の人]
02.07.2022I actually can't wait to see monkey's reaction to ghost jumpscare
ItsSamStone
02.07.2022By feeding activity through a decoder algorithm, “we are able to predict Pager’s intended hand movements in real time” is the quote that has me most worried about this. It’s just more data mining, really. Except, it’s data mining down to a biological level which seriously scares me. If this kind of technology was simply used for the benefit of humanity, ex. making a blind person see, a paraplegic walk, or a quadriplegic move etc… it would be an amazing feat that could change many lives for the better. However, with the way human morality has taken such a nosedive in its trajectory, I wouldn’t trust anybody or ANY company to use this technology for purely beneficial purposes. & I love Elon… so the fact that I wouldn’t even trust him is saying something. Once this tech hits the public market, I believe there will be many other companies competing (*cough* Metaverse *cough*) that will IMO prove to be even LESS trustworthy than Elon. I just feel like it’s setting precedent for ever further shocking breaches of privacy.
Just imagine the thoughts, actions, and memories they could extract and analyze from your brain. Conversely, imagine what they could install INTO your brain. Could they remove any of the aforementioned thoughts and memories from your brain without notice? I wonder what will be included in the fine print of the Terms of Service, or how thick that document will be… Lol. With this tech, large companies could drive your body like a new car and you wouldn’t even notice. You could potentially believe to be acting on your own accord, when it’s actually quite the opposite.
Although this is all very interesting, I’d recommend to err on the side of caution.
PS. Zucc will be ALL OVER THIS 🍆💦 I bet this technology makes him squirt.
VERY CARROTS
02.07.2022bro could beat me in minecraft
Omega Beth
02.07.2022Did Elon Musk bring Monkey Pox to the US?
Sloth
02.07.2022Because having corporations who can predict your movements and read your thoughts is awesome. What could go wrong?
Cory Drybrough
01.07.2022This is amazing, If you guys need a human volunteer I’m down. But yeah even though I’m not a monkey I still want a banana smoothie as payment.
Brian G.
01.07.2022Ok great but how much longer until Doc Ock-style tentacles pls.
The Olive🫒
01.07.2022Most of these Monkeys self mutilated or killed themselves because of the chip…
SpectralValkyrie
01.07.2022come on monkey now learn to code
Swagkid1894
01.07.2022Thought all of these monkeys died horribly
ThatRhinnokid
01.07.2022its all fun and games till he starts making a empire
climate change
01.07.2022Fancy a game of chess? Remember one thing Dajjaal doesn't need you he needs me.
Mrincognito2?
01.07.2022Don’t let him go on the sus side of the web
lee jay Funk
01.07.2022Child begs parents to watch them play video games.
The parents won’t, but they will watch a monkey do it instead. Lmao
Buddy
01.07.2022the monkey should play ancestor
Prelux
30.06.2022This game is balls
Haha_2Slow
30.06.2022Will The Animals Be Able To Communication With Humans
metronome
30.06.2022Poor port of pong. Where is the sound fx and scoreboard.
Jandie 127
30.06.20220:35 Monkey plays osu 🤯😱🤯🥶🥶
RXO Maru’s Memes
30.06.2022It’s all fun and games until you realize the link is actually the chip from the suicide squad
Eren
30.06.2022makavelli aim traning
Misbah quazi
30.06.2022After this turning people into eleven opens a whole lab and Elon musk is the Papa of it 😔 I hope that never happens
Nobody News
30.06.2022Truth revealed: they were simply playing videos of the game to fool everyone
mango bob
30.06.2022G A M E R M O N K E Y
Marcus åsenlund
30.06.2022Wait until they play GTA 5